GiR
I love GiR.
You're probably wondering "What is a Gir?"
GiR is a lil robot from Invader Zim, a cartoon created by Jhonen Vasquez. Zim himself is, well, slightly annoying and aggrivating- the guy has major ego issues and reminds me way too much of someone I used to know and wanted to meet Nny.. *If you have no idea what the heck I was just talking about, please go to the JTHM section.*
Aaaanyway-
GiR is slightly wacko. Slightly? Majorly. He's got multiple personalities, is obsessed with a tv show, very absent-minded, has the IQ of a toothbrush (Soft headed, not hard), but is just so danged cute you can't help but like him.
GiR was intended to be a help for Zim to conquer Earth- but, unfortunately, The Tall Ones didn't much care for Zim and gave him a robot made of a trashcan- which is why GiR is so, well, stupid.. but GiR still believes he's advanced. (Just ask him.) He's very loyal to Zim... but even more loyal to The Angry Monkey Show.
When he's out in public, GiR has to wear his puppy suit, but actually looks like this:
MY FAVORITE GIR QUOTES:
"YAAAY! I'm gonna be SICK!!"
"Target found. Eliminating MORON."
"But I need tacos! I need them or I will explode.. that happens to me sometimes.."
"I'm gonna roll 'round on the floor for a lil bit, kay?"
"Its got chicken legs...!"
"I'm gonna sing the doom song now! Doom doom doom doomy doomy dooom doom doom-" (Ok thats getting frustrating.)
"No, wait! Come back! I need stuff!"
"I loved-ed you piggy! I loved-ed yooou!"
"I saw a squirrell! It was goin' like this- ticitititickit!"
FAQ on GIR:
What does "GIR" Mean?
Even GiR doesn't know that. When first activated, he stated that name very officially... but when Zim asked him the meaning, a very squeeky voice replied "I Don't Know!"
What happened to Invader Zim?
They had their Xmas specal, then were booted. I believe that Jhonen actually ended it, not really liking that he couldn't do what he wanted.. Maybe he should try pushing it to Comedy Central.. I mean, heck, they let anybody do anything. He might even be able to make Nny a series there. (That would be scary.)
Why do you like GiR?
My friends say I am GiR, personality and sometimes stupidity wise. Now go read all the stuff back on the top and you'll know why I like him.
Why all the green on this page?
Look at GiR. Duuuh!! He's a green puppy, and he's got really big ol' green headlights for eyes.
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